Non-Aggress The Cook Apron


-Lightweight poly, stain-resistant

-Pockets for easy storage

-Always Fast, free shipping to the US

-Production 100% voluntary and Brought to you by capitalism

$13 postpaid, discount if you pay by crypto



The apron that launched it all! There’s no better way to tell your guests that you run a kitchen of nonaggression than with this durable, lightweight apron! With pockets in front to hold your kitchen tools, backup bacon, invoices for unpaid taxes, Spooner books, or anything else! Free shipping to the continental US, free gift if you buy multiple!

1 review for Non-Aggress The Cook Apron

  1. MillerTwice

    “I love my aprons!” -Derrick J, New Hampshire

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