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Introducing NAP: Nifty Apron Purveyors

Friends, how many times have you been cooking up a bacon-and-kratom sandwich and you thought, “Golly, I wish I had an apron right now that conveyed my steadfast belief in the nonaggression principle while protecting my clothing, including my favorite black shirt, from the stains and splashes that result from culinary experimentation”?

WE’VE GOT YOU COVERED. Literally. The good gutterfgts at Nifty Apron Purveyors (NAP) have introduced the limited-run NONAGGRESS THE COOK apron, available exclusively from NAP!

May your grind be blessed, your bacon crisp, and may your life and shipping ever be free!

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